Definitions Only Parents Understand

There are definitions only parents understand. Nancee Belshaw, compiles common household words with their actual definitions understood only by parents. It's a language all of it's own.

Everything from airplane to zucchini is defined in the list. It's pretty funny. Some funny words are:

WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house.

"WHEN YOU FATHER GETS HOME": Standard measurement
of time between crime and punishment.

FROZEN:
-A type of food.
-How Hell will be the day Mom lets her daughter date an older man
with a motorcycle.

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